Tuna safe tuna salad

Dolphins are great and all, but have you ever seen a living, swimming tuna? They’re bloody amazing.

  • 3 cups cooked, drained chick-peas
  • several spoonfuls of mayo-like substance
  • 1 stalk minced celery
  • 1 T nutritional yeast flakes
  • 2 green onions, chopped
  • 2 tsp soy sauce
  • 1 teaspoon kelp powder (for that authentic “from the sea” flavor)
  • kosher salt & fresh pepper, to taste

Mash up the chick peas; they deserve it. Seriously, take out all of your aggression on these bastards. Throw everything else in the bowl. Stir. Eat. Delicious.

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